I must apologize to everyone for the misunderstanding.
few days ago, in the usual frenzy and indecision for Christmas gifts, my daughter Yolanda Sue Ellen offered me an 'idea that at first I thought that was fantastic.
Think, I offered to put a timetable, like that of Pirelli, to give to family and friends.
What a beautiful thought!
I started to work straight away but having never heard of 'I'm the Pirelli calendar and not having the courage to confess my ignorance, I've associated
all for tires and tires and thus I started looking for people coping.
In January I would have chosen the Sor Sergio, said foxy, not because he is smart (he has the IQ of a soy sprouts), but because in a bathing suit has the physique of a malnourished dog fox.
February and March are the months instead of Marion, my historic neighbor.
She weighs two to three hundred pounds and has long hair and hoary old as a donkey. I sincerely believe that in a month just is not able to enter.
For the month of April that I would have chosen Matilde botched "Boccadirosa. Matilda is not a bad lady, has only a little problem with halitosis, but since the calendar if the paper does not mildew dotrebbe note, as the spring months should make a terrible figure.
think that poor Matilda once did pass out a horse for police only ask for information.
May and June are the months of the tire center.
Well, who better to Celestina, wife of the heroic Severino?
Celestina has more curves of the Imola circuit, but sin that they are all in the wrong place. The most beautiful curve
's got between his legs where children sometimes fail to go through the whole bike.
Celestina also has a spindle moulders dead rat on his head and, incredibly, goes regularly to the hairdresser "Renatino hair fashion "To make the highlights, which have an effect on her of a scoured the mud.
At some point, however, as I was assigned to my husband Pliny the title of the tire, Yolanda Sue broke in my room.
"mammaaa AAAAAA! But daveeeero?! But you know I've got nun er na Pirelli calendar is kind of timetable are we left town the population mejo models?! "
Yes, I had to learn the lesson.
are aware of the fact that Pirelli, as well to be filled with creatures that our Lord has certainly favored during assembly, is also a cult product with images of world famous artists.
think that this year's theme is the mythology, also posed for the first time men too.
Flipping through the pages, I blessed a man dressed only in gold thread to cover the shame that uses a kind of laundry basin, may God reward you,
challenging the envy of man death and the anger of women died or resigned now to the memory of a paucity exasperating.
I honestly do not think I will ever such a calendar at home, in fact, I think that forbid anyone to introduce the offensive object.
as always hang the calendar from the butcher Sdrumelli homage, that the slogan "Let it be love or affection that is, tu infilace er filetto ".
Ormai ho le mie certezze e tutto sommato preferisco barcamenarmi fra i miei copertoni d'appartenenza.
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