Your Cesira feel the urgent need to recommend a good movie rental Christmas.
The other night I saw a small masterpiece with the clash of Angelina Jolie.
The pearl is called "Salt" and begins with our heroine in lace panties that are tortured in a prison core Sino-Japanese have a few guys who do not deign to look if not for a shortened club.
Eventually, however, his husband, who works as the ragnologo and has a house full of black widows, along with the CIA in our mussel part, saves exchanged with a half-dead Korean. Her name is
Salt, but I think it's a nickname because during the movie Zompa from side to side without suffering a lividino knees.
At some point it reaches a Russian accused of well her being a Russian spy, which indeed it is, but good.
Then she leaped from the window of the CIA after having a leg with a bazooka craft table, a fire extinguisher and the cord of a tampax. The CIA
rightly pursues her and then she jumps from an overpass and lands on top of a truck in the race, but since has been reached, she emphasized on another truck and then on the motion of a poor man who was passing by-case basis.
Now back home, where the CIA had not yet decided to go and look.
At home she has already prepared a backpack with escape in two pistols, some hand grenades, the Nuvenia pocket, a parachute, the Enterogermina,
agenda home of Sister Germana, the miccette, camille of the mill white and a little 'spider venom of his favorite because you never know. At this point the CIA
je makes' coming, but you miss the window of the toilet and runs to take the subway because he has to kill the Russian president and is afraid that if he goes in the car with all the traffic there during the parties end up late. Fortunately, the American
meter is so comfortable and even though it goes very fast, she still managed to do a running jump and land without a scratch
the station and right to kill with a comfortable seventy police and the Russian president.
Hip! At this point our mussel arrived in the shelter of all that while the Russian spies had abducted her husband.
I Russi infatti mica pisciano dal ginocchio e per vedere se lei è veramente fedele le ammazzano il marito per prova.
Lei chiaramente non batte ciglio, ma dopo aver aspettato qualche minuto fa un salt rovesciato e ammazza sei o settecento spie russe.
A questo punto si capisce che lei è una spia dal cuore d'oro e che in realtà vuole salvare l'America da una guerra orribile.
Allora si traveste da uomo e ne esce fuori una specie di trans non operabile con la voce di Sandra Milo, però i due metronotte che sono di guardia alla casa bianca ci credono e la fanno entrare scambiandola per un marine, che se lei è un marine io sono un teletubby.
A questo punto si confronta con il vero cattivo che vuole uccidere il presidente degli United States, that if out of her house which has the two watchmen to guard, which has the stock pups looking for friends.
The U.S. president then launched an attack on Russia on its nuclear case in human skin in Iraq and then comes a wonderful countdown that says "100 ... 99 ... 98 .... Up to 3 ... 2 ... .1" and then part with "eh ... I'm about to launch", "Aooo if I say anything I throw ..."
"It Daje co nun joke 'these things!", "boh ... if you say so ..." "Oh well, I wait n'artro bit 'eh ... but then launch! " At that point our spy makes a good triple jump and lands on the case defused.
there's more ... At this point, after all, 'I'm a good casino to take custody of the CIA and the intelligence in the helicopter door, there he discovers that Angelina has saved both the American president that the Russian and says something brilliant: The
proposes to escape by diving into a frozen lake for two thousand meters.
She first says, "Dear, but thank you" but then the waves and salt.
I do not know if this movie ends with her that sfrantuma, because thank God because I downloaded the latest talks are in Swahili with subtitles in Kurdish, then at some point see a blonde girl who gets a job strange strange a guy, then there are the credits of "Centovetrine.
We believe, however, that I enjoyed so much?
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