I'm so glad it's almost Christmas!
Christmas in Italandia is always the most beautiful in the world. They make some beautiful fights to enter the mall, you enter into contracts to buy televisions cravattari in 3D, so you can discover new dimensions of the marvels of nano and follow "District police" with the glasses themselves.
It gives the fifth, sixth, seventh salary because the kids want a doll "Scureggina" life-size, first one that says "Mom I have a sore tummy!" And then pollute the living room with a whiff of ass elderly.
And then you go and see all the cinepanettoni!
How nice to be sure that this year Cipollino will welcome us into the splendor of his comedy italic!
How good can boast a tradition so long-lived and artistically glorious in the world.
cinepanettoni Our work so much that even Hollywood can do better. They have outstanding players and media but they kind of rubbish pazzasche "Avatar" which is kind of a joke at the end of the Playstation.
We Italians instead we get content and a lot of comedy for all ages.
We now we have nothing to envy the Americans, so that we have the outlets.
Outlets sono dei posti dove, se sei bravo e fortunato, puoi fare ottimi affari.
Se invece sei un imbecille, puoi prendere un sacco di fregature e vantartene perchè sono di marca.
Vinicio, il marito della mia vicina di casa Mariona, ha comprato un cappotto di gatto morto di Calvin Klein ( che lo ha disegnato da ubriaco).
Il cappotto, in stile cosacco e con un pelo irsutissimo e maleodorante, era leggermente fallato.
Il fallo consisteva in uno squarcio di un metro quadro all'altezza del ginocchio.
Vinicio però è così fiero del suo cappotto che non permette a nessuno di accarezzarlo.
Nei centri commerciali durante il santo Natale si può assistere a tantissima cattiveria.
Ci sono quelli che si accoltellano for the last Wii available, those who hide the sausages in pants and even those who dress up their children from
angels and are begging out of "Media world" while they buy essential items.
year unless you're too out your smartphone. Even your children are likely to be beaten at school.
smartphone is required and sufficient. Buy it and that, while you're quiet and do something else, you will connect to the internet.
Every so often you witness the mass suicide of those who contract with the telephone company are not parties to a flat rate or package. But
to commit suicide are almost always those who have children, why not possono ipotecare la casa.
La TIM , ineguagliata maestra della criptotariffa telefonica, lancia delle offerte bellissime.
Anzi, le fa lanciare a Belèn.
I maschi ci cascano tutti. Mio marito Plinio compreso.
Lui adora Belèn ed è pronto a fare tutto ciò che lei gli ordina.
L'altro giorno vestita da Babbessa Natalessa gli ha ordinato di incatenarsi alla tariffa " Christmas rovinatutti ": parli gratis con tutti con solo 150 euro + Iva di scatto alla risposta.
Anche chi ti risponde paga e quindi nel nostro quartiere c'è gente che quando incontra Plinio scaglia via il telefono.
Spero solo che questo Natale non faccia tanti feriti come quello del 2009.
Lo scorso natale infatti mia cognata si fractured an elbow to subtract a Gormita to an elderly lady who has defended a Bakugan fomented by a puppy looking for friends. Jolanda
My daughter Sue Ellen was beaten by two instead of wrapping gifts for mall Spinaceto.
way, but who said that Christmas was all a little kinder?
Well, let me say smentitemi and if you can.
Christmas is the most cruel period of the year.
The charity is a way of "politically correct" to dispose of the remains of dinners and gifts horrifying.
At Christmas you do not have time to physically help those in need.
If you are alone, you also died at birth.
There is something more than native accentuate the differences and social class? A native
Pliny gives me, twenty years from now, the gingerbread of its corporate package.
But this Christmas, just to stay on, if you dare, the Corcia and leave it on an empty stomach.
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