Finalmente il natale è arrivato. Veramente.
A Dio piacendo domani sera, dopo le ultime coltellate per aggiudicarsi il tabellone della tombola, tornerà la pace.
Non so voi ma io in questi giorni ho assistito a dei bellissimi episodi di violenza urbana.
Ho visto un ragazza appena adolescente che strappava con le mani il parafango del "pandino" di una novantenne, ho assistito ad una scazzottata per aggiudicarsi l'ultimo tocco di parmigiano in offerta, ho testimoniato a favore di un distinto signore aggredito da due suore col cric.
Adesso non resta che farsi gli auguri per questa santissima ricorrenza e per un anno nuovo che viste le premesse si annuncia molto peggiore di questo.
Noi a casa faremo a nice dinner for Christmas Eve.
The menu is very rich and include, as usual, the "Matrioskorata.
That is not a specialty fish from cold northern seas, but an 'invention of my husband Pliny, who, knowing that it is Christmas Eve and in theory you should not eat meat, buy bream livers of obese and Stuffing , ribs and offal, thinking that no one notices. The
"Matrioskorata" is a prize for the survivors of the lasagna Mariona, epic my neighbor, which each year manages to deliver a version of the infamous Christmas last year.
think that the lasagna of past holidays have been discovered pads bedside and the figurine dell'Albinoleffe album sandwiches.
Our neighbors have even warned the poor legally Mariona by replicating prized pot. Nothing to do, she cares too much and this year there rifilerà a succulent slice. Del
alcohol takes care of the evening my brother Peter, said "Piurino" because half the evening always pisses down.
Piurino, that every year a collection to buy the "wine bbona", as he says, is really a despicable recycler "Tavernello" and to make matters worse, even longer one with massive doses of pure alcohol.
think that last day before Pliny's mother, drunk as a farmer in Uzbekistan, it was stripped naked and made 35 dribbles left with a candle of Padre Pio, weighing seven pounds, then fell and fractured his dentures.
All in all though I enjoy it so much and Eve is an excuse to see relatives who are attending less during the year.
This year, among others, has already confirmed his presence Aunt Sarah Mariah, finally out of jail after a 'subtle conviction for fraud.
The aunt is a professional "road acrobat", that gets thrown under the small cars in the race and gets compensation insurance.
last year but was hit twelve times on strips of twelve "Daewoo Matiz" different, so maybe it is a sparse little 'voice and there was some suspicion.
dinner there will also be my sister and her husband, Desdemona said Desdy Kabir, fakir of Water Circus Togni.
think that even Kabir, who works swallows swords and chew nails, failed to digest the lasagna Mariona. At midnight
finally discard the gifts.
But this year I do not care as in other years.
This time I went to "do everything sparkles with a thousand and two money I took a little thought at all.
I bought a roll of toilet paper that because of Lecce, which is just red and yellow gate and the word becomes of Rome. Plus has radio and lights intermittently.
Then I took six of perfume gift boxes e bagnoschiuma " Eau da bau", poi però ho scoperto che è per cani, quindi conto di coprire l'etichetta in qualche modo sperando che non se ne accorga nessuno.
Un'altra cosa geniale che ho trovato è un ombrello che diventa machete, che diventa livella, che diventa guinzaglio, che diventa bastone da passeggio, che diventa stendino, che diventa lucchetto da bici. Secondo me se lo litigheranno insieme al portabanane in pelle e alla tavoletta del cesso che parla cinese.
Beh amici miei, che dire, vi auguro un fantastico natale e spero di ritrovarvi tutti più felici con il nuovo anno.
Permettetemi di omaggiarvi con le liriche festive di zio Faustino, uomo di poesia e finissimo dicitore, che quest'anno ha voluto esprimersi so:
"And yet year 'er little boy arrives
ox heart, Mary, Joseph and the donkey and
between us gifts and panettone
if semo already split them cojoni
And while the comet in the sky moves
I I do 'is na de panza hut
and PE quanno thanks that I've finished
I burp allorsì I liked
Turn' ste Lucette,
how much waste there is the cry of the hungry faces in the echo
but then we think well, what you want but the important thing is that
magnamo us. "
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