Cesira Like a good technology, given the immense use of the iPhone and iPad in the Italian peninsula, I decided to lead the acquisition of the App essential to everyday life.
honestly do not know how to do these days to live peaceful without all the innovations that we have.
You know that in the Apple online store there are millions of applications that can improve life in many ways, then why not take advantage?
So I decided to lead you to download, free and, of these little miracles in binary code.
app crucial if you suffer from constipation and IWC (€ 0.70).
It is capable of producing vibrations and healing music "inductive" choice of the most preliminary of iTunes. In the first
libraries are the entire discography of Pupo, some duets Al Bano and Romina and the greatest hits of Christian.
iwc is also useful if you have a cup with USB or Firewire, in this case it is able to store your data and determine with very little margin for error on your next evacuation.
IGAS (free), always to stay on, app is capable of detecting the remote wake those who are left a little 'go believe that being open does not notice them. In this case the precious
app, instantly activating the GPS, can tell you about an alternative route, sending an SMS to the same insults to the hardships of your nostrils. One is certainly true
geniata iStupr (€ 0.70). It is app
paid to women in case of threat of sexual violence.
In fact, in case of aggression, just push any button of the iPhone on the wall closest to project a picture of winter with unshaved legs, groin uneducated, and capital from knee-high nylon pant Sloggi. All this just to clear instantly the harasser more stubborn.
concludes the first installment of this useful review by reporting app designed for dog lovers.
This iScapp (€ 0.70) designed for those who, while carrying with him the precious packet, has no intention to take up the poop of his Great Dane, Giant Schnauzer or Caucasian Sheepdog.
Therefore, in the case of alluvial fans of the beloved pet, precious app makes the phone ring alerting the owner to run home for an emergency and challenging even the most meticulous local police to remove a fine.
Let me finally say a few words about iVabbuò (free), another app dedicated to women.
We know that women often during un incontro sessuale, siamo per così dire " portate", un po' dalla misericordia, un po' dal quieto vivere, a fingere grande soddisfazione in luogo di noia soprannaturale.
Da oggi con iVabbuò , i nostri problemi sono finalmente risolti.
La magica app infatti fa in modo che dal telefonino escano suoni e gemiti di inequivocabile godimento carnale, mentre sul display scorrono le puntate delle nostre serie tv preferite, rendendo piacevolissimi i nostri incontri con il flaccido coniuge.
Beh, che dire… Ci si lamenta tanto delle fredda tecnologia per poi scoprirsi a spendere migliaia di euro, che neanche si posseggono, per restare aggiornati su pc, cellulari, tv led e quant'altro.
Rendiamoci conto allora che la tecnologia è nostra alleata, e se ve lo dice la Cesira, casalinga d'altri tempi, c'è da crederci gente.
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